The humans have other people to do things like this to. It really is nice to just sit back and watch, and stifle a giggle. If it means I don't have to wear dresses like this, I'm all about sisters.
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I can hardly stand my own beauty
My life in captivity with plants out of reach and birds taunting me outside the window.
I can hardly stand my own beauty
About Me
I am Wrigley the Cat. I am being held captive in an apartment in Los Angeles. It has a view of birds that I am unable to hunt. That sucks. I like wet food, but my humans mostly just give me dry food under the premise that my favorite food gives me hairballs. I think it's just another excuse to torture me. I like to sleep and lick myself, but mostly I am starting this blog to tell the world how awful my captivity is. I haven't had catnip for three days as of this writing. How am I supposed to survive in this environment?
The things my female human does
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