hotels

my humans have brought me to a place they call the Bay Area. The female one has to work here sometimes. They made me ride in the car all day and now i'm in a hotel. I'm rubbing myself up against all the walls so it will still be bearable tomorrow.

There's weird furniture here and it smells funny. There's a big bed, though. What I think I'll do is lay on it right in the middle and stretch out all the way so the humans will have to lay around me. It'll be fun to watch them try not to disturb me. I'll be looking all peaceful and cute and I'll be laughing all the way to the bank, as they say.